Ok I lied.

Ah such good plans cannot be revealed so quickly.
As you can see I have captured the martian and encased him in his origonal packaging so he is now in mint condition to be sold to the highest bidder. You all wish, I'm going to put him on the shelf in my pool room, Jabba the Hut style.

OK so he's no Han Solo in carbontie but he'll do.. he'll do like a suckling pig. Mmmmmmm suckling pig.

I captured the martian?

I don't remember doing this at all. And killing him, that would be too busy. Discrediting him is so much more fun. So where are you Martian. I don't know, possibly hiding cause I've runied your precious reputatuion.
By the way I just realised that your naked 100% of the time. Ewwwww.
Just repeating I DON'T HAVE THE MARTIAN

The Martian is Nick Cage

Its true look at this picture I got from somewhere I can't remember.

I mean it makes so much sense. I've always wondered how Cage kept being cast in lead roles when he looks so weird. Its obvious the Martian has been abusing his mental abilities in his guise as Nick Cage to make himself a famous celebrity so he can get with.....Lisa Marie Presley. Ok that doesn't work even for me.

The Martian Lack of Fashion Sense

I must thank IcarusFalls for this great interview with the hopeless Martian.

I always thought the cross susspenders were naf!

For all Pet Lovers

I think this picture says it all.

Thanks to eduardo barreto.

The Martian knows

Ha the fool has found out, but he can't stop me.
I already have plans to discredit him through this blog and bring about his doom.
See he's a republican ha. What self respecting martian could live with such evil as the republican party. Much yet Ronald Regan.


Lets see the green skinned one wriggle his way out of this one.

The mainfesto of Koma

So I've done a bit of house-work here on the blog. Please do look up ny profile page. I'm an evil villian its got to be good.

I'll leave you with a picture of Lindsay Lohan.

Ohh one day when I rule her freckles will be adored by all.
Bwha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

You know I've never taken her album out of the CD stacker.

Ahh Welcome to my lair

Greetings and salutations dear reader,

Now that I have taken over control of this body I am now able to begin setting my evil plans into action. Don't try and stop me or you might pay the conequenses.

Oh no I feel the fool #$%##@ reasserting his control.

Must bide my time.

Farewell.