Friday, February 08, 2008

Komas Kosmic Odessy - The escape

Zax is finishing up my healing his green hands glowing with energy.
"Can you do something about getting my legs back?" I ask "I feel kind of naked without being able to wear pants."
"That is not possible." answered Zax politely.
"Cause you can't, or because Galaxia has stopped that part of your powers." I was trying to gauge what was going on. His answer to this would have confirmed my suspicions. But Ayris stormed in, not wearing all that much.
"They have come for you. Galaxia has seen this and has prepared a trap, I will enjoy killing your woman in front of your eyes." Ayris was always bad a gloating, but this was actually quite good.
I smiled at him.
"You will not smile much longer. Koma will loose his smile soon." taunted Ayris. But it was kinda weird Ayris never talked like Bizzaro before.

Then bursting through the door came Henchy, follwed by a nasty stench. Its nice to know that some plans actually work for a change sort of. Ayris points at me accusingly and shouts.
"I thought the woman would come here sneaking on her belly for this trash." He's rattled by it.

"Sorry,sunshine. I am all you got." Quips Henchy.
The guards begin the charge and the castle shakes a bit. They race from the dungeon past Henchy leaving Ayris to fight him alone. Ayris takes Henchy (who was watching the guards leaving) by surprise and tosses him across the floor.

"I hate to brake this to you,buttercup,but I don't like guys." taunts Henchy.

"I'm not gay!" yells Ayris. He lashes out wildly at the Yellow peril, Henchy easily dodges the blow and inflicts a couple of his own. Ayris reels back from the blows but neither bring him down. He rushes back at Henchy his speed taking Henchy by surprise.

"Well that makes three of us." I quip. "Now lets bond over violence and beer."

"No beer Koma." adds Henchy. "But violence is a definite." Henchy retreats to my cell door, he throws in one of my spare belts. Just before Ayris grabs him and tosses him into the wall.

"A gift! And isn't even my birthday. Aww thanks Henchy." I gush sarcastically.

I turn to Zax he's patiently wating.
"We're going to beat her today Zax." I tell him.

"I hope your right." replies Zax.

From outside the dungeon I hear a blood curdling scream.

"My eye! my eye! You took my eye!" yells Ayris.

And sure enough in his outstreached yellow palm Henchy is holding a blue eyeball.
"Ooops! I dropped it." exclaims Henchy as he rolls the eye across the floor.

"My eye!" roars Ayris chasing after it.

Henchy comes to my dungeon door and I open it.

"It was always open wasn't it?" asks Henchy.

"Of course it was. I wasn't able to slither till today." I move out into the dungeon.

"Koma, when did you change species?" says Henchy.


Henchman432 said...

Dude, you left a trail...

Professor Xavier said...

Yeah, it's time to do some laundry.

captain koma said...

I'm a snake person not a snail

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

When Henchy yanked out the dude's eye, did he say "The eyes have it?" That's one of my favorite lines.

captain koma said...

I should always talk to you about those lines. I never remember to talk to people about clever lines. Cause thats what makes a good post into a great one.