Thursday, August 31, 2006

Gaia I will do all I can to kill you.

Koma goes to the battle scene and is acosted by Vegeta.

"Hey you!" Shouts the arrogant Saiyan. "Can you create a portal for me ?"

"Ever hear of saying please mate?" snaps back Koma.

"We have little time for manors." explains Vegets. He uses his finger to dig into the road. It was a set of coordinates.

"Can you send me there?"

Koma checks the co-ordinates "My GPS connection says there's nothing out there."

"That's what your supposed to think, can you send me there or not?" snaps Vegeta.

Koma opens a portal "Have fun in the middle of nowhere" Koma laughs.

Vegeta ignores him , and walks through the portal.

The heros and others are gathered about. The battle has been and gone. But the next will be soon. Its just a matter of time.

'If I call Magneto he might come and help.' Thinks Koma. 'But he's so bombastic. Oh well we need all hands on deck for this.'

Koma flips the phone on.

Magneto tries to get out of it, he asks where the X-men are. Koma tells him that Cyclops and Iceman are dead as was Magdelena. Also about Vegetas failure and that the X-men are retreating back to the Mansion or what was left of it.

Magneto agrees to come and has some transportation issues.

Koma opens a portal, and hangs up the phone.

Lin sends a communication. Henchman needs help his energy cell is leaking still. It needs to be fixed.

Koma leaves.

He enters the chamber, Henchman is lying on the table.

"So its still leaking?" says Koma to Henchman.

"Yeah. You can fix it?" he asks. Henchmans eye's are red. Koma notices but doesn't say anything about it.

"Of couse." Koma goes through the energy cells schematics. "This I'll take a few minutes and you'll be right as rain.

Crap wheres the modulator." Koma checks his pockets the tools in the chamber. "I'll be a few seconds." Koma rushes out into the workshop.

"Lin wheres the energy modulator. I need it, Now!" Koma rushes around. "Crap." he yells throwing tools and draws around.

"Umm its right in front of you the green one." informs Lin. Koma looks down, there it was.

"I'd loose my head if it wasn't fixed on. Thanks Hon." says Koma. Lin smiles and Koma runs off to the chamber. As he rushes into the chamber Koma feels something. Like he's being watched. He shakes it off and deals with Henchmans energy cell.

"And thats it." Finishes Koma. "You'll be up and about in ten minutes."

"Great. Thanks Koma." Henchman forces a smile. Then Komas face changes he looks into middle distance.

"Lin, NO!" Koma shouts. He turns and rushes out of the chamber. Henchman tries to get up but the enregy cell is not powerfull enough for him to move.

Koma races, he sensed Gaia. He'd worked out how to translate the energy she uses. In theory he knows that if Gaia was trying to look you and you had the energy signals worked out you could know that she was looking at you. If Gaia new this she'd.


Koma arrives on the scene. There is nothing left of Lin. Koma checks the backup systems they were erased. All of them.

Even the ones in Electro-Magnetic Pulse proof safe.

Koma goes back to Henchman. He doesn't say anything, he just looks to Henchman. And Henchman looks back at him with exactly the same look. They wait till the energy cell repairs.

Koma opens a portal. They enter to go to the final battle. And they don't care what happens.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Henchman Needs Help.

Read Vegta's, Gaia's, Prof X, Henchman, Magdelena, Lin's.

New York. A portal opens.

Koma and Lin walk into the devastation.

"Henchmans this way. He's ok. His systems are reparing." Koma walks over to where his Yellow suited friend stands recovering. Henchman doesn't seem himself, he rushes up to Koma. And he kneels.

"Koma, please I need to find where Gaia is." Begs Henchman. "I need to kill her while, she is still weak."

Koma takes a step back, hes never seen Henchman this way. And really doesn't want to see it now.

"Holy Crap." Excailms Koma who then takes another step back. "Are you ok?" He asks Henchman who is obviously isn't.

"No, I have to kill Gaia. She took Maggie from me." As he explains Henchman shakes with anger and despair.

Lin steps between the two men. "Komy, we have to do something?" she asks

"We will. I already have an army ready." answers Koma.

"No, Koma I have to do this myself." Henchman looks Koma in the eyes and contiues. "Earth needs everyone else here."

Koma sees Henhcmans intent. He knows, what Henchman will really do. "O.K." agrees Koma he opens a portal.

Henchman enters the portal and it closes behind him.

"How did you know where to send him Oz?" Querys Lin.

"Well Gaia wasn't intrested in hiding where she was. There were massive readings across the board. All you had to do was piece the information together. She created a new dimension for herself. Also she still needs to be connected to the Earth and all I had to do was find the connection and send Henchman to the other end."

"Its a suicide mission he's gone on, isn't it?" asks Lin. But she knows the answer.

"I'm monitering his systems." reassures Koma.

Koma looks at Lin. "I'll pull him back when he's gone too far. You never know he might beat her." Lin looks down.

The two see the fight between Henchman and Gaia. They follow every hit, every kick, every punch. They notice the powercell being used and the overdrive settings being activated.

"I warned him about that overdrive enchancement. Its way too taxing on his system." Comments Koma.

"Pull him back now. Hes going to die." Lin grabs Komas arm. "NOW OZ, NOW!" she screams.

Koma holds on for a little more. He sends Lin to the workshop, he portals Hemchman to a dampner chamber to contain the bleeding energy cell.

Koma strides off to the battle scene. 'This is going to be fun.' thinks Koma. 'I just hope its only Gaia whos going to try to kill me.'

Monday, August 28, 2006

Whats happening.

At the bungalow in New Zealand Koma is watching TV when a report from New York comes on.

"Lin, come in here" Koma calls her to the TV. Where footage of Gaia's attack upon New York is being shown.

"Is this real?" exclaims Lin. "I thought Gaia was one of the X-Men? Is that Magdelena there, oh my she's dead. We should go and help."

"Its not our fight Lin." dismisses Koma.

"If its not our fight then who's is it." argues Lin. "I'm lip reading Gaia's ranting. She wants to kill everyone."

"Oh great, another impossibly overpowered meglomaniac wanting to re-make the world in their image. As if we didn't have enough of them." complains Koma sarcasticly.

"Oz this isn't the time for sarcasim. We need to help them, we can." pleads Lin.

Koma thinks about it. The dangers, the pain involved, the fact that he can help, the fact that he could die. Then he looks into the eyes of Lin. He could let the world burn if she didn't mind. If she didn't care, he didn't care. But she cares. She wants to help. If he didn't help he'd be less of a man in her eyes. And in the end thats what counts. What she thinks matters.

'Man I'm screwed.' Thinks Koma. 'But I can't dissapoint her. Who else stands by me. Who else beleives in me.'

"I do." answers Lin. "I can still read you thoughts. Sorry." she smiles at him.

"Ok." Koma relents. "Lets go. But lets go with a plan. I hate going without a plan." Koma walks to what normally is a closet in the bungalow. Now it opens up into the workshop. Lin follws smiling, excited to be playing the hero. She dreams of saving the day. Koma can read her mind as well as she reads his. Slowly her excitement rubs off on him.

'Captain Koma, HERO' he thinks. 'Nope, that'll never happen.'


"Great they'll help. I hope." Koma still doesn't beleive he'll get out of this alive. "But these just might do the trick." He opens a drawer filled with neural disrupters, the knife blades gleaming. He grabs the drawer and slots it into a cabinet marked, equipment portal.

"Get the rest of the weapons drawers and put them in the equipment portal Lin" orders Koma. "We'll need every weapon at our disposal."

"Even the swords and stuff?" asks Lin

"Everything." answers Koma. Koma exhales. Closes his eyes, enters the river of information he is now connected to. Gets the information he requires.

"Ok we're ready." Koma narrows his eyes. "Lets go"

Friday, August 25, 2006

A new Lin.

Koma looks at the schematics for Lins new body, and then compares them to the old one.They don't match up. Skys adaptions are beyond the current technology. The complete mesh between the synthiod tech and Sky's unique construction is just not possible. Not this way. Koma knew what he needed to do, but he wasn't ready for that.

"Lin." calls Koma.
"Yes Komy, have you finished the designs?" Lin floats over. Having realised she was a hologram she had recently taken to flying around the workshop.

"Not really." Koma answers. "I can't give you what you had before. It wont be the same unless.." he trails off.

"Unless you get Sky involved." finished Lin. "And you don't want her involved, do you." Her tone is negative.

'She's dissapointed.' thinks Koma. 'But I just don't trust Sky.'

"I know you don't trust her. But I really want to be back in a body." She looks at Koma longingly.

"I forget you can read my thoughts now. Sorry, I just don't trust where her and Magneto are going." apologises Koma.

"You need to guard your thoughts better Oz. Your transmiting them very loudly. Sky will know everything you've thought of. I already do. But I understand." she goes to comfort him and falls through him and the chair he's in. "Crap. Oz please, anything is better than this." as she pleads holographic tears appear.

"Ok. Vadar begin construction of Lin 2.0" orders Koma. "Umm Oz. Your calling me that now?"

"Well that is your nickname." explains Lin "I can't be calling you Austin. I'd feel like I was with Austin Powers and you know how I can't stand him. Those teeth and the hairy chest, ugh!"


Koma and Lin walk over to the cocoon reserved for Lins new body.

"So its not going to be the same. How much different?" Lin asks just a little bit nervous.
"You wont be a synthoid." reasures Koma. "I was able to enhance the body to almost what you were before. You'll have all the updates except for the shape changing which will limit your invulnerbility."

"Ok and if I don't like it we can go to Sky?" Lin asks, knowing its the last thing Koma wants to do.

"There's one more avenue before we have to go to Sky. But I'm hoping you'll like what I've put in this new body." Koma smiles.

"Oz I can read your thoughts. Were still linked from when you updated me at Lindsays. Even VADAR can read them. Can't you VADAR." explains Lin.

'AFERMATIVE MISSTRESS. THIS IS TRUE." agrees VADAR. And a picture of what Koma was thinking appears on a terminal attached to the cocoon's chamber.

"Ok so I need to work on this." He closes his eyes, bows his head. He opens his eyes again. He smiles. "Did it work."

"Sort of." Lin attempts a hug and walks through Koma. "You'll need work a bit more at it."



"I gotta change that to a chime or something. Makes it sound like the microwave finished cooking. Upload yourself Lin. Its all yours" Koma doesn't need to tell Lin at all. The light bee stops projecting and falls to the floor.

'Hisssssssss!' The cocoon opens. Lin walks out.

"Well this is." Lin Pauses feeling the new body. "Sooo much better. I can feel through my skin, you've updated the sensory system. Everywhere." She grabs Koma.

"Urrghn! Not so tight Lin." chokes Koma. Lin loosens her grip. "Thats better."

"What about this then." Lin clamps her mouth over Koma's.

*** Unlike recent posts on other blogs. 'Captain Koma's Blog of Evil' will never go to the depths of depravity that others have gone. This post ends here. ***

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

A funeral for a loved one?

Koma is still sitting long after Magneto and Sky leave.


"Huh!." Koma awakes from his silence. He checks the e-mail just by thinking it. "Oh I see it. Its from Lindsay. She's having a funeral for Lin. Oh well I 'spose thats nice."

Koma sends off an e-mail apologising that he wont be there. He then pauses as if there is something he's forgotten.

"Whats next VADAR?" asks Koma.


"Ok lets do a DNA test for the mutant gene. A full C/T scan. Total wetware systems check. That should tell us whats happening." Koma finishes satisfied that the time required to do these tests will take a couple of days. Giving him something to do, other than think of Lin.

-- Two days later --

"So this is what we've found out VADAR." begins Koma. "I'm not a mutant but my brain and my nervous system along with my spinal cord have adapted to information without the wetware buffer."

'TRUE' affirms VADAR.

"Ok thats that, what do we do next. Gee I could muder some Fish and Chips. Lin can you go to the shop up from the bungolow in New Zeland. Ohh crap!" Koma closes his eyes tears appear in the corners. He hits his forehead with his hand. "IDIOT. Idiot, I am such an idiot. VADAR replay Lins last message, NOW!" Koma stands rubbing his hands together, shuffling from one foot to another. Impatient for VADAR to respond to his command.


"Komy I'm here at the location. Kerricks plugged Ultron into me. Have to purge my self and destroy connections to VADAR. Ask Lindsay...."

Koma doesn't speak he closes his eyes and starts to search. He looks through the sattleites and systems that VADAR has connected to. Searching for and finding."

"Two chips. How could that be? One is with SHEILD, but its wiped. The other is in Malibu. With ..." Koma bites his lip. He gestures and a point to point door opens. "I'm going to get cleaned up VADAR, put any messages through. Okay?"


-- An hour later in Malibu. --

'Hope the restraining order was really dropped for the movie. Otherwise I'm in a bit of trouble.' thinks Koma. He walks up to the security guards box outside the gate to the resort where Lindsay Lohan is staying.

"Name" demands the guard flatly.
"Cap.. um, Austin Peters." stammers Koma.
"Who ya hear to see?" snaps the guard.
"Miss Lohan." replies Koma.
"Miss Loahn expecting you?" suspiciously asks the guard. Who enters in Koma's name seeing if he's on Lindsays list of visitors.
"Your on the list." responds the gaurd surprised. "I'll need to see some ID." the guard reaches out and Koma gives him his Austrlian drivers lisence.
"That all seems correct. Joe will come and take you to Miss Lohans residence. After that your her responsiblity. But," guard pauses for effect."all anyone has to do is buzz us and your history." The guard then places his hand on his side arm for effect. Koma smiles and nods his understanding thinking to himself how easy it would be for him to take all the guards out.

After Joe came, Koma finally arives at Lindsays place.
"Miss Lohan has been told your here." informed Joe. He was a lot more freindly than the guy at the gate. "She's waiting around the back, follow the path."

Koma emerges from a faux rainforrest into a scene from an old fantasy.

"Austin. I'm so glad you called." Lindsay rushes up to Koma and hugs him. Koma hugs back politley. "That was a bit stiff." comments Lindsay sarastically.
"I was only trying to be poilite." replies Koma.
"pffft Theres no restraining order." says Lindsay. "And anyway I'd forgive you if you went a bit overboard. Considering Lins dead and all." she winks at him and smiles.
"Well thats more information than I needed." says Koma who then changes the subject. "But getting to why I'm here. Lin gave you something didn't she?"

"Yeah she did. I think its a chip, you know a computer chip." Lindsay ushers Koma inisde the plush dwelling. "I gave it to some tech-head, but he couldn't get anything from it. It destroyed the stuff it was connected to." Lindsay walks into a room and dissapears.

"I made it that way. You do know its Lin." reveals Koma.

"Get out of here. This!" Lindsay rushes out of the room holding the chip in the palm of her hand.
"Yes that. May I?" asks Koma with his hand outstretched.
"Of course." Lindsay places the chip in Koma's hand. "How is Lin in all of that?"

"Its Lin compressed and sandwiched. Its a backup system. Just in case anything goes wrong and Lin is either electronically or physically endangerd." Koma pulls a small silver egg out his pocket.

"Like with that bitch Kerrick. So whats that?" asks Lindsay.

"Its a light bee. A remote holographic projector" explains Koma. He inserts the chip into the light bee and it activates and floats out of Koma's hand. Then an image flickers and froms in front of them.

"Hi Lindsay." The very real image of Lin waves. "Komy! So it all worked out in the end. I don't know." Lin goes to hug Koma and her arms pass right through him. "Oh I'm a hologram . Thats cool."

"I'll give you an update." Koma closes his eyes and transmits the last few days.

"Ohhh! When did you learn to do that Komy."Lin asks surprised. Then changes subject. "You had a funeral for me. And the movie premiered, I missed the after party. Ohh if I could hug the two of you I would."

"This is so weird. And noone would believe it." says Lindsay smiling.
"Welcome to my life Lindsay." replies Lin. "This place is beautifull, who designed it."

Lindsay gives Lin a full tour of the two storey dwelling. Koma just tags along. Smiling when he knows he should, laughing at the right intervals. All the while enjoying the fact that for the moment the worst is over. Time to have a break.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Ultron is reborn or Is Koma a mutant?

Koma is out of the Sensory Deprivation chamber. He feels the skin around his neck that has just recently been freed from the mutant dampner. He reaches around to the small puncture where the dampners probe connected to his spinal cord.

'Close one Austin.' he thinks to himself.



"What abnormalities?" asks Koma.


"What could cause that?" questions Koma outloud.


"I'm not a mutant, I think I'm not a mutant." replies Koma. "We'll deal with this new devolpment later. VADAR jam Kerricks teleportation. Oh, and how soon till a weapons sattelite passes over the movie location."


"Good re-open point to point teleportaion system. Inform SHIELD of the current developments they'll want to know that two of their agents have gone rouge. Has Ultron fully reintergrated himself yet?" checks Koma.


"Really?" Koma answers surprised. He concentrates and tries to get the information on Ultron. Its all there. Everything. The data just flows through his mind like a river. He sees it all. No strain on his brain. He sees the intergration of Ultron in Lins empty body.

"She's gone VADAR." mumbles Koma. "Open point.. Oh I can do that myself can't I VADAR."


Koma just gestures. The portal opens. He smiles a nasty grin. And walks through.

At the movie location Koma's portal is not detected by Kerrick she is too busy celebrating with Mia.

"Ah-hem!" coughs Koma. "I hate to interupt this sapphic fantasy but theres some payback to deal out."

- 10 minutes till Sattelite04 is in position -

"Payback from you." scoffs Mia. She turns to Kerrick and jokes "Koma's angry cause we killed his little sex toy. I'll deal with him lover." Mia releases her self from Kerricks embrace and slinks over to Koma. Her coils wrap around him. They cover him all over.

"Now for something shocking." quips Mia. Unfortunatley for Mia Koma has been able to link to the coils and as Mia gives the mental command to shock Koma it feeds back into Mia.

"Arrrrgh" Mia screams in pain. Koma keeps is going till he thinks he's gone too far. Then he holds for a little while longer. Mia collapses on the ground, she flails wildly then Koma cuts the charge. Mia convulses in fits and starts.

- 8 minutes till Sattelite04 is in postion -

"Mia." screams Kerrick. "If you've killed her I'll."

"What kill Lin, make my life a living hell, put SHIELD on my arse. You've done everything you can Kerrick, there's nothing left. So have you enjoyed your revenge?" asks Koma

"What.. Yes I have" replies Kerrick. "I got back at you. I tricked you, SHIELD, and now with Ultron I'll rule the world."

"Hmmm I don't think so. Do you Fury?" asks Koma to the SHIELD director.

- 6 minutes till Sattelite04 is in postion -

"What... where." Kerrick looks around for the Agents and the Colonel. "Oh thats a good trick, Austin make me think Fury's here. What was that suppsoed to do." snaps Kerrick. She turns back to Koma and he's rasing a neural disrupter.

"So I can do this of course." he replies. phzzzzzziummmm. Kerrick falls to the ground beside Mia.
'Do you think you can stop me Koma?' Ultron questions from Lins body. 'I am indestructable. It is only minutes till I am whole again. You can detect the energy shield Kerrick placed me in, you do not have the power to destroy it. It is futile.'

- 4 minutes till Sattelite04 is in postion -

"Sure I can. But you can't detect anything outside of the shield you're indside of. So I could have anything on me." answers Koma.

'If you had something you would have used it immediatley. I am a threat to your very existance and I have killed the entity that once was the host of this body.' deduces Ultron.

- 2 minutes till Sattelite04 is in postion -

"Well what if the weapon was elsewhere Ultron. Did you think of that? What if it was.. lets say for explanations sake in orbit." questions Koma.

- 1 minute till Sattelite 04 is in postion -

'That is possible but it would take time to position.' counters Ultron 'And I have less then seconds before I am whole again. Then you are dead.'

- Sattelite04 is in postion -

"Hmmm you first." replies Koma.

From above the location on a low earth orbit sattelite a powerful beam pinpoints the shiled over Ultron. It fires. Koma un jams the teleport system and takes Kerrick and Mia out of the area.



Up in the Helicarrier Fury watches as the beam of energy unleashses its destrustion on Ultrons shield.


Koma teleports in front of Fury with Kerrick and Mia. Agents come and take the two women away.

"So Koma are you happy now?" asks Fury to Koma.

"No. "answers Koma who continues. "The shield is destroyed. But Lins body will survive the blast. We need to get down there quickly. Recover the body and eviserate it."

"I don't take orders from you Koma.." begins Fury. "but your right. Get down there and get Ultron."

"Colonel Fury." alerts an agent. "We're getting a blip on the scanners. Its Magneto."

"Crap." curses Koma. "I'll deal with him Fury you get Lins body. Make sure you get everything. Any part of it could lead to Ultron rebuilding himself."

"I said I dont take orders from you Koma." begins Fury but Koma is gone. "Damn I hate that. I thought he made a sound when he did that."

"He used a portal. It doesn't make a sound sir." replies the agent.

"When I want an answer agent I'll order one." shouts Fury. "Do we have the body yet?"

"No sir. Not yet sir. The area is still too hot." replies the agent shakily.

As Magneto and Sky fly towards the Helicarrier. A portal opens in front of them on its edge Koma stands.

"Koma we have come to aid you and Lin." states Magneto.

"Lins gone." says Sky.

"Is this true?" asks Magneto.

Koma nods. He steps back from the edge of the portal and gestures that the two enter.

"What about SHEILD we could take them down?" offers Magneto.

"No. They're doing the right thing now. Let them do it. I'll take you back to London you can help the Brotherhood." offers Koma.

"Yes I do have to deal with that traitor Toad. What about Mystique?" asks Magneto. Koma doesn't respond. Magneto and Sky enter the portal and it closes behind them. Once in the workshop Koma sits down. Removes his hood and sighs.

"Koma." prods Magneto.

"I don't think Koma wants to talk my love." says Sky. "Lin is gone. He is mourning."

"Koma I'm sorry. I was thinking of myself.." Magneto beings to appologise.

"Yeah thats right you do. All the time about your great mutant war. You rush into situations and try to solve problems with your great powers. But its like using a sledge hammer to crack a peanut. All that ends up happening is that everyone gets hurt, except Magneto. Who surpise, always manages to escape to fight another day." Koma finishes his rant, puffing. He gestures and a portal opens. "Get the f$#% out of here now before I decide to kill you. I can do it."

"You are in pain and lashing out. I will forgive this outburst Koma. But you threaten me again and I will destroy you." replies Magneto and with that he and Sky leave.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Got it. But Ultrons got Lin

Read Lins Blog before this

"Time since we started VADAR." calls Koma.


Koma is still in the sensory deprevation chamber. With the SHIELD mutant power Dampner still atached to his throat.

"So thats the all the viruses delt with." notes Koma.


"Crap." Koma thinks for a while then begins again. "Lets match the past procedures, to the remaining procedures. If they match the virus loaders, or the self destruct patterens. Flag them for me."


"Unique?" asks Koma.


"Lets have a look at them. Shall we." enquires Koma.


"This turns me into a paraplegic, if its activated. And the second one is the activation call for the first which is waiting for a mobile phone call to start. This is Kerricks coding, I'd know it anywhere. I can also stop it. And after that I can get out of here." smiles Koma.


"Komy I'm here at the location. Kerricks plugged Ultron into me. Have to purge my self and destroy connections to VADAR. Ask Lindsay...." the message ends.

Koma doesn't talk. He sets to work getting himself free. He knows Lin is possibly gone, but Ultron can still be stopped.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Putting off the Dampners

--- VADAR LOGS ---

The Master has returned.

Contdition critical. Servere brain trauma. Backup wetware systems are deactivated, coma induced to reduce further damage.

Emergency protocols ACTVATED. Sensory depravation chamber prepared. Master prepared, placed in chamber.

Connecting to wetware systems.

System check. ERROR. Wetware system to host connection broken.

Mutant power dampner detected. SHEILD design 2.3. Initalising deactivation.

ERROR New system parameters in SHEILD design 2.3. Deactivation cancelled.

Wetware systems restart.



"I'm in the SD chamber, aren't I" asks Koma


"You weren't able to deactivate the dampner were you." concludes Koma.


"Anything else VADAR?" Koma enquires.


"Tell her I'm fine that she should go help Lindsay." orders Koma.


"Yes it does. Connect the dampner to the wetware systems." orders Koma.


"Yeah I know that but the only way to get this thing off is for me to hack it. So if you connect to the dampner and act as a buffer to the information flow, I can make my way slowly through the system." informs Koma.


"Ouch." smarts Koma as the limited but unshielded data hits his mind. "Ok I've got a handle on it. So lets begin."

The machine and Koma being the process of going through the dampners systems. Procedure by procedure. Line by line. A long and exhausting process.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

A caged Koma.

continued from Lins Blog, Henchmans Blog, Skys Blog and Magnetos Blog

"Ohhh.." Koma groans and stops short of using any kind of reference to the truck that hit him, or the fact that he and Toto are no longer in Kansas.

'Hey my sensors are offline, thats not possible. Unless.' thinks Koma who grabs at his throat. He feels metal. He traces his hands around it. Feeling the lack of seams, the fact that it's the same temperature of his skin.

"Oh crap. She's still here with them." Koma exclaims to himself bitterly.

The doors of the cell open and a tall slender woman with short blonde hair enters.

"Yes I am here Austin. But as we heard, you already worked that out." quips the woman.

"Kerrick, I thought I did enough for Fury to get rid of you. But obviously I didn't." says Koma through clenched teeth.

"Oh you did, Fury fired me. But then you went and dissmembered Ultron. Fury doesn't want Ultron put back together. So who do you go to to stop Captain Koma and his inventive genius? Me of course." explains Kerrick.

"So you set up the field that jammed the teleporter." questions Koma.

"Yep" answers Kerrick.

"You guessed that because I had internalised most of my gizmos that it would be enabled via the use of synthoid technology and its wetware interface that you helped me design." questions Koma

"Afirmitive" answers Kerrick

"That using a mutant dampner which works on the activation of power by the brain would also dissable my stuff?" questions Koma.

"Yes." answers Kerrick.

"So you are officially the biggest sore looser in the world." concludes Koma.

"Ye.. What?" exclaims Kerrick.

"You've just used the biggest world wide para-military spy network to get back at an old boyfriend." explains Koma.

"I what!" shouts Kerrick. "I'm a sore looser. Over you! YOU!. Before I met you, you were a little super-geek more intrested in his little gizmos. In fact I'd say you still are that super-geek just that your playing doctors and nurses with your little gizmos."

"Kerrick. Leave him, NOW!" Even through the speakers Fury's voice echoes in the cell.

"But.. Yes Colnel." Kerrick relents and withdraws truning on her heel and striding out. The doors close behind her.

Koma smiles.

In the communications centre of the Helicarrier. Kerrick walks over to Fury.
"Agent Kerrick, what did I tell. No what did I order you to do." asks Fury gently

"Well sir you ordered me to inform Koma of his detention and try and get him to tell us the whereabouts of Mystique." answers Kerrick.

"And what did you do Agent Kerrick? You got back at your old boyfriend." Fury get closer to Kerrick and stands tall above her.

"SHEILD is not to be used to be used for revenge. After all this is over you Agent Kerrick will be back in Australia and you will never work for SHIELD again. Is that clear Agent Kerrick." shouts Fury.

"Yes Sir. That is clear." responds Kerrick mutely.

"Now you stay here and tell me what Koma is doing know." orders Fury.

"Pardon sir." enquires Kerrick.

"On the screen woman. Whats he doing Now!" shouts Fury.

Back in his cell Koma is screaming. He is tapping furiously at his right fore-arm.

"Arrrrrrgh! Crap crap crap crap." screams Koma. "No, overload, damn. Dampners now. Too much information. Uhhh... crap!" Koma collapses onto the floor.

"Well Agent Kerrick what just happened? Well... I'm waiting." growls Fury.

"I don't beleive he's doing this. He just tried to take manual control of the sensors and teleportation. He couldn't take the information from his sensors. It was way too much for him. Normally the wetware stops this from happening restricting the data flow. He could have killed himself." finishes Kerrick stunned.

"We need him alive and we need him healthy. Now! Get the medics to him." orders Fury.

"Sir we shouldn't do this. It could be a trap." warns Kerrick.

"Are you in charge Kerrick. No you're not. Medics deal with him. I want him alive." shouts Fury.

Fury screws his face up in a rage and paces the floor.

The cell doors open and the medics race in. They stop.

"Colnel Fury. Koma's gone." reports the Medic.

"Ok so he died. We have to deal with his sex-bot now." fumes Fury.

"No sir. He's left the Helicarrier. Teleported out we believe."

"He what!" screams Fury.

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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Koma Koma-napped

Continued from My Last Post, Lins Blog and Henchmans Blog.

'Gee Henchmans taking his time.' thinks Koma waiting by the falls.

Komas sensors alert him to Henchmans arrival. Koma senses a second presence following Henchman.

"Hey Koma. Sorry I'm late it took a while with Mia." appologises Henhcman.

"You've got more than that to be sorry for." angrily snaps Koma. "She followed you."

"What you've got to be kidding. " replies Henchman surprised. "I used every trick in the book. You can't find me unless."

"Unless they tag you with a tracer during an intimate moment." finishes Koma. Koma draws his neural disruptor. And aims to where Mia emerges from the forrest.

"Oh there you two are...." phzzzzzziummmm "ugh!" Mia falls to the ground.

"Koma that was pretty harsh man. She's not that bad." comments Henchman looking at the luscious Mia unconscious on the ground.

"She was in the way. And a wild card, I don't like wild cards. Anyway she'll come to in few minutes." explains Koma.

"That the thing you fried Lin with the neural thingy" asks Henchman.

"Yeah. Look there could be Mystique or anyone from SHIELD or Cyberdyne here all of them very dangerous to us. I understand you had an itch that needed scratching but it would've been better if you hadn't. SHIELD are above us in that Heilcarrier, they have been jamming my teleporter. I've had Lin working on a solution, she should be done by tomorrow. So for now lets just lay low keep our heads." asks Koma.


"Cool I can do that, Koma. Koma...." calls Henchman but Koma is not there. He's not anywhere.

"Well lover it looks like your employer has been taken by my boss." purrs Mia. "So lets go see the synthoid. "

"Ok looks like I've got nothing else to do." mumbles Henchman.

"Oh I can think something." says Mia licking her lips.

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Director Trap

On location somewhere in New Zealand Koma is sitting behind a bank of cameras, crew, and extras quietly reading.

"Excuse me Mister Peters. The director wants to see you." mumbles the directors assistant Phil.
"Oh realy Phil, thats great. What kind of mood is his highness in today?" sarcastically asks Koma

"He's just had his third whisky and its 11am" replies Phil.

"Well then we'd better get to him before the fourth." concludes Koma geting up out of his chair. "Phil this is about Lin

this time isn't it cause the her and Lindsay have been playing "Directors Trap".

"Yes, I think?" mumbles Phil who wished he took that job his mother got him at the post office instead of following his

dream into movies.

"Koma!" shouts the director. "Where are you? That robot of yours is causing more trouble than she's worth AGAIN!"

"What wrong this time sir?" asks Koma struggling to hide his contempt for the director.

"Lin keeps trying to ad-lib during takes." begins the Director. "All she's gotta do is scream and fall off the cliff. I

mean how hard is that."

Koma surveys the scene and turns back to the Director "Where's Lin?"

"She's over there with the harness on." snaps the Director.

"Thats Lindsay." points out Koma. "Lin is (Koma checks his sensors) over in Lindsays trailer.

Lindsay skips up to the director and pokes him on the nose. "Got ya Dave. Ha ha ha ha ha-ha !" she trills.

"Thats it I've had it." screams the director. "Phil where's my whisky. This scene is cancelled till after lunch."

Lindsay looks at Koma.

"Lin says you can tell the difference between us without even looking. How do you do that? YOur not wearing anything

under your shirt. Oh I know its your watch. Oh your not wearing a watch. I give up."

"Do you want to know?" asks Koma

"Yes of course I do." replies Lindsay.

Koma pulls up the right sleeve on his long sleeved shirt revealing not so normal bumps under the skin.

"Ewwwww!" sqwerms Lindsay. "Did you do that to yourself. Thats just gross Austin."

"Yes I did and its not just in my arm." Koma reaches up to his left eye and prises the eye ball out.

"Arrrgh!" shreiks Lindsay "Ewwwwie! YOu did that to gross me out didn't you."

"You bet" chuckles Koma. "Now lets go get Lin."

Then from behind a deep voice asks "Is everything all right Miss Lohan, he isn't dong anything you don't want him to do."

the security gaurd stands there intimidatingly.

"No its quite fine. He's Ok for now. Lins in the trailer she said she'd see you for lunch. Bye" Lindsay leaves the two.

"So you made it." declares Koma. "Nice to see you here.." Koma pauses for effect "Henchman!"

"Good to be here. So what am I doing for you Koma. This place seems pretty normal." enquires Henchman.

"Well I suspect it isn't, and I'm sure I'm being watched, but you aren't. They, whoever they are may wont suspect you

without the AIM suit. So sneak around and find out stuff. Especially from the Lawyer Prentiss Lawson-Fyfe."

"Thats the guys name he should sue his parents." quips Henchmans.

"He probably did." answers Koma who continues "His secretary, Alison she's a big flirt start with her."

"Sounds like a great job Koma, I'll make sure she's clean." agrees Henchman.

"And if she isn't?" asks Koma.

"I'm sure I'll think of something after we both get dirty." smirks Henchman.

"I'm sure you can." agrees Koma.

Later at lunch with Lin and Lindsay.

"I can't belive that Lin can eat, Austin its just amazing what you've made." exclaims Lindsay.

"I sort of didn't make Lin well I sort of did, but she's something else." explains Koma poorly.

"I told her the story Komy she knows all of that but I am a synthoid and you did make all of that technology" points out


"Oh yeah I did the graft on that didn't I." sighs Koma.

"Lin said it was five years with CRSIO" wrongly comments Lindsay.

"CSIRO Lindsay. And it wasnt just five years there it was all together ten years in three different countries. I was used

to make stuff for governments who then used it for the military instead of medicine which was what the synthoids were for

in the first place."

"They're supposed to be replacement parts for people Lin." finishes Lin.

"Is that why you've got the stuff in your eye and your arm." concludes Lindsay.

"Yep. Thats the short answer." finishes Koma who sees Henchman waving to him at the other end of the canteen."I have to

go and get back to my book. And you two ladies have to stop playing parent trap."

"Ohh Komy but we like it." pleads Lin.

Koma walks out of the canteen. Henchman walks beside him and hands Koma a small silver disc. Henchman then puts one hand

over his eye and mouths the word SHEILD.

"Tonight 11pm. Meet me at the falls." whispers Koma

Henchman nods and the two part company.