Sunday, October 08, 2006

Koma's new direction

Koma sits in the workshop, alone.

'THE MISTRESS HAS LEFT THE BUNGALOW.' announces VADAR.

"Did she take the gift with her?" asks Koma

'AFIRMITIVE' answers VADAR.

'Well thats all I can do for her right now' thinks Koma.'That could have gone better. But I did better than when I broke up with Kerrick.'

'WAS THIS A GOOD DECISION?' asks VADAR
"Pardon!" responds Koma."Who gave you a brain?"

'THE MISTRESS UPGRADED ME.' replies VADAR. 'WAS THIS A GOOD DECISION?'

"I'm not sure VADAR." questions Koma. "I hope she understands why I've done this."

'YOU KNOW SHE DOES NOT.' states VADAR.

--- A few days later at a dingy roadhouse somewhere in Australia ----

Koma walks into the roadhouse. He looks up and down the interior.

"You lookin for sumone." enquires the lady behind the counter.

"Yes. A man named Falstaff." answers Koma. "But I see there's noone here but you."

"You blind." accuses the lady.

"Excuse me." replies Koma.

"Did you not see the bloke in the last booth." the lady points to the man in the booth. Who wasn't there when Koma looked before. Koma doesn't bother to reply and walks to the booth.

"Take a seat Koma." orders Falstaff.

"You can take the major out of the army but you cant cure him of ordering people around." quips Koma as he sits opposite Falstaff.

"You were never good at jokes Koma." grimly replies Falstaff."And the fact that your here means your in and this.." Falstaff tosses a picture of Lin at some resort. "Proves you have pushed IT away."

Koma picks up the picture glances at it.
"Thats Lindsay Lohan not Lin. I know the difference." Koma passes the picture back. "Lin is in the Mojave desert. ANd if you call her IT again I'll find a way to kill you."

"You threaten me." Falstaff smiles and chuckles. "I had my doubts about you. But that puts you in the lead for this job."

"How many people did you ask?" enquires Koma.

"Just you." answers Falstaff.

3 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

The two sweetest words in the English language: de fault.

KODIAK THE UNCANNY said...

Koma U and me, bar run, every bar in ossie-land, wingmen,,,k? call back....*Click*

Professor Xavier said...

Just remember, what ever you do while you're on a 'break' is your own business.