Its just like a telepath to change the rules. You can't trust them.
Look at these commands from the mental dictator.
1. List your five favorite things about me.
My 5 favourite things about you?
1 - You don't live in Australia
2 - Somtimes you are funny
3 - You love the New X-man thread
4 - Your bald and I'm not
5 - Crater got further in Next top hero than you
2. List the five ways in which Henchman is most evil.
1 - He's devious
2 - He's willing to kill heroes without the whole monolog thing
3 - He has a killer sense of humor
4 - He doesn't post enough
5 - Henchman got with Brittany Spears
3. Make a coherent argument as to why the USA is better than Australia.
There is no coherent argument. Australia IS better than the USA and heres why.
No Bill of Rights
Strict control of firearms
Voting is mandatory
Better cleaner beaches
Better surf (oh and Hawaii doesn't count as the USA)
We don't try to dominate the world
Oh and most of the world likes us and our tourists
4. Name the American actress you think is the hottest.
Gee sigh! there are so many
Honestly its Maggie Gyllenhaal
5. Write a sincere compliment about Gaia.
She probably the best writer in the HU. If she really puts in the hard yards I honestly believe that she could become a great writer.
6. Apologize to Jon, the Intergalactic Gladiator for questioning his religious conviction.
I can't do that. Everyones beliefs need to be questioned. I can apologise for upsetting him by questioning his convictions. I think you need to always ask questions. Faith is very important.
7. Post a sexy picture of the Lin-bot.
Ugh! I'm so over Lin its just not funny anymore. Personally I wish I'd killed her off when Gaia wanted too.