Sunday, June 04, 2006

In the lair of Koma

The smell of molten metal fills the air. The musty odour of burnt flesh, the rythmic sound of large banks of machinery working. Working on the synthiod army of the not so well known villain Captain Koma.
He stands hunched over a half complete synthoid, softly singing to himself.
"Everybody's got a point of view and the right to their own opinion. So don't be scared of what I'm gonna do, when you let me know your intuition."
'Beep, Beep' sounds one of the cocoons on the far wall.
"Ahhh... she's ready." smirks the villain.
He walks over to the cocoon. Presses a sequence of buttons on the control pannel.
'Beep Boop Beep, Hishhhhhhhh' The air locks relase the door of the cocoon.
She emerges and stands in fron of him.
"Hah, this is going to be such fun?" Hypothetically asks Koma. "Isn't it Jean Grey."
The synthoid leans her head to one side, and give the villain an evil smile.
"What are you programmed to do Jean?" prompts Koma.
"Kill Wolverine, my master." replies the Synth-Jean.

19 comments:

Local Henchmen 432 said...

Dear Sir,

I can't believe that you are not using henchmen.Do you know how little work there is for us....Well I hope that your "syns".Are going to get dental and a hour for lunch.Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

captain koma said...

One doesn't need henchmen when one can make ones own henchmen. Human labour is so expensive. I just can't afford it right now local henchman 432. Maybe when I'm a big time super villain I can get back to you.

Bizarro Martian Manhunter said...

You am so nice! Let's be friends!

captain koma said...

Get away from me you underexposed photocopy.

KODIAK THE UNCANNY said...

Grrr! wolve isnt my type, and its rouge thats crushin on me, sides if she only new the extent o my powers(which she doesn't)she'd know that ol Kodiak could give 'er good long long Lovin.

captain koma said...

Umm Kody, mate, a man-crush isn't homosexual. Its when you like a bloke and want to be his best friend alot.

Iceman said...

Wow Your going after us dude! Well this should be worth a few laughs

captain koma said...

Hey of course its going to be fun. I'm a third rate villain with an artifical synthoid army, that I can make look like anybody.
I also have a devious plot twist in mind but knowing you x-babies. You'll just re-write it.

Bizarro Martian Manhunter said...

This am funny and exciting. ME LOVE IT!

Magdalena said...
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Pantha said...

no not koma

ugh and I thought these mice were annoying :P

Wolverine said...

one replicaent scrapped Bub!

Wolverine said...

one replicaent scrapped Bub!

Emperor Freeza said...

Koma,

How dare you call yourself a captain and not have troops that work under you.

And sending a robot to do your dirty work, you make the rest of us look foolish and stupid.

How dare you make me look foolish and stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!

Magneto said...

Excellent plan my evil-ally! Destroy them with one of their own! They will never see it coming!

Magneto said...

This plan is fool-proof! It can't fail to - oops.

Never mind.

captain koma said...

Ok so it didn't work. But I do have other plans.
Oh and I am a Captain. Oh yes I am a Captain.

Emperor Freeza said...

You sound more like a wanna be captain and I will not tolerate it!

KODIAK THE UNCANNY said...

I'd ask u ta make me a cindy crawford copy, but if it comes out lookin n e thin like youre jean grey copy.............you Might send me a clone lookin like Rosanne Bar