Saturday, June 10, 2006

Ok that didn't work

Slumped in his chair in front of a large bank of monitor screens, is Captain Koma.
'What went wrong?' he contemplates. 'I'm sure I got the schematics right. Something went wrong, what?'
"Computer the recheck vitals of the synthiod Jean01." he commands.
"Re checking vitals Jean01." replies the harsh computer voice.
"Recheck complete." declares the computer.
"Was the bio-matching correct for Jean Grey." asks Koma
"100% match" replies the computer.
"Thats impossible, the synthoid was too old and looked like she had been smoking drinking for 40 years." retorts the Captian.
"Age, eureka." shouts Koma exultantly. "Age acceleration for Jean01."
"Age acceleration was set at 250%"
The villain slaps his forehead. "What a doufus I've been. With that setting of course she would have been that old, and getting older every minute."
"Was the trailer trash setting on." he asks again
"Yes" replies the computer.
"Were the settings changed from the last synthoid created?" questions Koma
"No"
"Oh great and I Ieft the setting from when I made Paris Hilton" he complains.

"Computer reset age acceleration to on all synthoids to equal bio-match details. Remove trailer trash setting. Oh yes and start work on synthoids Braddock02 and Shadowcat03."
"Changes made. Synthoid creation commencing,"
"Time to start again and this time, there'll be no stuff ups."

7 comments:

Nightcrawler said...

Was sort of Kapitän are sie?

Töne like you found the weiß trash setting.

Magneto said...

Ha! Surely an even more full proof plan. The X-Men shall not be so lucky this time!

captain koma said...

Lets not count our chickens before they've hatched. Mr Lensher.

Local Henchmen 432 said...

The Henchman is not on your links?? Don't make me send a "dark beast" over there.Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Magneto said...

You are going to attack them with chickens? Well, whatever works for you. Good luck. Once my partner has finished taking care of some personal business, I'll remove that Martian for you. Fair is fair, after all.

Local Henchmen 432 said...

Listen good, Mags and Koma. If you see on Vegeta's blog. I took out a group of Green Lanterns newbies.Even though I am a Henchman will not be taken lightly.Dental for all.


Dr.Polaris rules.

PS:Thanks Koma for putting me on you links.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Villians I say to you now:

Knock off all this evil!