Sunday, July 02, 2006

Koma vs George W. Bush

Koma watched as Elixer healed Magneto, he still required some assistance so Mystique put a gun to his head. That did the job.

'I know I can fix Lin but where is the blue furry one?' thinks Koma.

Magneto was being healed when Constrictor turned up with that B-grade horror movie reject Nightcrawler. Magneto killed Constrictor him with one of Henchmans arms.

'Note to self : don't take Magneto's gumbo' thinks Koma.

Nightcrawler was playing possum and grabbed Elixer and poofed away.

'Man that stinks.' Thinks Koma. 'Thats what a german diet of cabbage and sausages can do for you bowels'

"It *cough* doesn't matter, Mystique. Into the White House!" ordered Magneto.

They rushed inside. Magneto delt with the gaurds and the titanium door.

The President looked a little confused to see us. That was because Mystique had changed into Laura Bush.
"Laura? What are doing with this here guy?" asked the Big W.

"There is no time, darling," Mystique said. "We must get you out of here."

"Well, okay-dokey."

'Man is he really that dumb?' thinks Koma

The President followed us back to the battle field. Everyone stopped fighting. More importantly the press cameras around the perimeter all turned to us.

Magneto starts his speach..

'Yeah yeah this is going to take a while' thinks Koma.

Koma decides that cameras aren't his thing and drops back into the crowd of the Brotherhood. Well he drops behind Blob who is a crowd. He checks the senor rading from his battle suit for Dr. McCoy.

'Got you Dr. McCoy.' thinks Koma.

Over with the gathering X-men Iceman and Henry 'Beast' McCoy are watching to see what Magneto is going to do.

"I do believe that Magneto has us at a disadvantage here" describes McCoy.
"Oh c'mon Hank we can take 'em and save the President." replies Iceman.

"I don't think either of you are going to do any of that." Interupts Koma. "Goodbye." Koma waves as the two heros dissapear.

Koma teleports back to behind Blob.

"What ya doing back there Koma?" asks the uber-rotund villian.

"Oh nothing much just sending Iceman and Beast to the Savage Land" simply replies Koma.


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5 comments:

Magneto said...

Excellent move, Koma! Magneto has chosen well. Nothing can stop us now from world domination!

BBwwahaahhahaahahaaa!!!!

J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said...

I saw a GWB picture when I checked your blog this morning, but it is now gone...

What a disappointment! I was expecting Koma to kill the president or something dramatic like that... Capturing is too good for that cretin! (I may hate the president, but that is obviously forshadowing there...)

Local Henchmen 432 said...

Get us out of here.

captain koma said...

Hey there's still time to slap george in the face before I get myself and the Henchman out of there.

J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said...

Good.